A manifestation of discontentment is sweeping the nation. With the recent economic crisis – unprecedented foreclosure and massive job loss – politically proactive teens are experimenting with visual aids to express their distaste toward the situation. One such idea is to use a flag at half mast, which symbolizes a fallen soldier and apply it to the falling nation; many high school age teens felt that this was an appropriate symbol to showcase their grievances towards the bad political and economic decisions made in the recent years. However, traveling with a flag would be quite tedious; forced to improvise these talented teens found a simple solution: wear their pants at half-mast.
Upon closer inspections this is a glorious idea. It is a protest of the most discreet nature, barely noticeable but of a high visual appeal. The teens are speaking out from behind the scenes. With president Obama’s economic stimulus plan at the front of the solution, these teens are able to bring an arousal for change from the rear. These shame-free adolescents are forfeiting all caboose privacy for the sake of exposing problems with our nation as well as their underwear.
This protest has gained recognition all over the nation, top to bottom. People have even begun to notice trends in who participates in the great pant drop. Generally speaking, young men are very active in the protest; they feel it is their way to stand behind the change that needs to happen in the U.S. It has also been noted that the pant-drop length is directly proportional to the disgust the individual feels toward the slipping economy.
We as citizens must commend these selfless group of teens. Their exposure has led us to realize the lack of spare money we have in this country, as well as a lack of belts. Their persistence also deserves applause; they bare it all types of weather, showing their Fruit of the Loom to increase the fruitfulness of our nation. They are heroes in their own right, and they are sure to go down in history as the highly successful “almost pant- less” protest. Every time America looks at a young man’s boxers, America is reminded to spend and stimulate the economy. These teens are waddling billboards and reminders that it is the people who can overcome these saggy, low points in life.
The teens realize that their protest has evolved from revealing boxers and bad politics to becoming pillars of hope and prosperity for the country. They will continue to show their collections of flames, flags, hearts, and assorted cartoon characters until the federal deficit reaches a surplus. The Pant Warriors will not cease. As hourly wages get cut, the pants will drop lower. Nothing will deter them from their steadfast nature; they will bare it, crack and all, until the problem is resolved. So be assured America, your constant reminders are going to stick around until things get better. While we are low in income their pants will be low as well; the only thing high around here will be unemployment.

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